December 2011
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“WHEN YOU HAVE SEVEN CHILDREN IN D.C…THE SEWAGE THAT FLOWS INTO YOUR HOUSE...”
– -Rick Santorum, speaking live on December 17th. “Not just physical damage.” Oh no! The internet punched my son! Rick Santorum: making me sad to be a Pennsylvanian since 1991.
Dec 19th
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Dec 15th
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“He said, ‘Wait. We also want to drive a car through the lobby of Daley...”
– The Blues Brothers: Thirty Years Later.
Dec 15th
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Dec 12th
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“Monopoly is a terrible, terrible game. I can hear the mixed reactions already...”
– I have had this exact conversation many times over, and close variants as well — “what, like Clue/Parchisi/Risk?” — but it is most galling with Monopoly because, as cogently argued herein, Monopoly is terrible. 
Dec 12th
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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“Holiday gifts: If your employer gives you a turkey, ham, or other item of...”
– Thanks, IRS. TAX-FREE HAMS FOR EVERYONE!
Dec 6th
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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In today’s news: H.R. 3321: [the] America’s Cup Act of 2011 was just signed into law, ”To facilitate the hosting in the United States of the 34th America’s Cup by authorizing certain eligible vessels to participate in activities related to the competition, and for other purposes.” That sounds pretty legit, right? I mean — wait, hold a second. What “other...
Dec 1st